06.30.08
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Week 17 Results
It’s down to the wire and player positions in the rankings are either getting firmer like Nicollete Sheridan’s desperately aging bosoms or wiggling kind of loose like Denise Richards desperately sagging bikini areas! Yikes! And US magazine continues to drive me crazy by wasting valuable points on reliving Scott Baio’s love life and an alleged romance between Matthew Perry and Meg Ryan! Are you kidding me? Why not Photoshop a Kate and Owen making out picture so Paula could finally get some points for them or…how about an artistic rendering of JJ Federline with his infant beard, tattoos and nose ring or a Ben Stiller expose? So many stories…so many scandals…so many covers that coulda been!
So…I guess I better get to the results for Week 17 so players can RSVP for the Oscar Party or go in to hiding.
In Match-Up Numero Uno, Diana (8) played spoiler and bumped Paula (4) out of her tie for 3rd place down to a tie for 4th place. If Diana were playing “Freak Show Poker†she would have won with her hand of four-of-a-kind with Burnt Up Sienna Miller, Posh Beckham, Tattoovis Barker and Thetan Cruise. Nicole Kidman and Pam Anderson kept Paula from earning the BIG ZIPPITY DOO DONUT!
Our second match-up reminded us that, for some unknown and probably ungodly reason, we are still interested in who’s shagging Papa Joe Simpson’s little money machine. Shannon (12) has found though, much like Nick Lachey, that Jessica’s boobises and shapely body just aren’t enough to get you through the week! Darcy (29), with the help of Jessica Biel’s chiseled BOOTY call on JT and Katie Holmes’ love of high fashion, pushed Shannon deeper in to the abyss of last place!
Match-Up tres was Traceless. It was the epic West Side Story gang battle of the Jets (Karla and her gaggle of single gals - Kate, Brit, Princess Hathaway and Drew) against the Sharks (Tracy’s luscious Latinas and Reese). Karla (16) moves up to three in the rankings and pushes all of Tracy’s (12) second place buttons!
The match-up in the fourth spot was a squeaky one. Kristin (7) barely pulls out the win over LeeAnne (6) with the help of the unlikely combo of The Bos and The Piv. LeeAnne’s team mostly pitched in a bunch of singles with the exception of Nick Lachey and his big ole’ two points.
Week 17’s fifth and final match-up between our founder, Lynsey (8), and the FCL master, Christie (11), was competitive and saw the return of Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Aniston sans deviated septum. Lynsey had a good showing from her ragtag bunch of scandalicious celebs but it wasn’t enough to take out the Jennifers plus Paris.
Here are the rankings at the end of Week 17 and going in to Week 18: Christie, Tracy, Karla, Paula and Darcy (tie), LeeAnne, Lynsey and Diana (tie), Kristin and Shannon.
Week 18 will decide the winners and the almost-winners – the pros and the amateurs – the blessed and the not-so-blessed. It’s just like Awards Season – mostly predictable but you better write that speech just in case.































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