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Once upon a time . . . there lived a very powerful Sultan whose kingdom stretched to the edges of the desert. One of his subjects was called Ali, a man who enjoyed making fun of his ruler. He invented all sorts of tales about the Sultan and his Court, and folk would roar with laughter at his jokes. Indeed, Ali became so well known, that people pointed him out in the street and chuckled.
Ali’s fun at the Sultan’s expense reached the point where the Sultan himself heard about it. Angry and insulted, he ordered the guards to bring the joker before him.
“I shall punish him for his cheek,” said the Sultan eagerly, as he rubbed his hands, thinking of the good whipping he was about to administer.
But when Ali was brought before him, he bowed so low that his forehead scraped the floor. Giving the Sultan no time to open his mouth, Ali said:
“Sire! Please let me thank you for granting my dearest wish: to look upon you in person and tell you how greatly I admire your wisdom and handsome figure. I’ve written a poem about you. May I recite it to you?”
Overwhelmed by this stream of words and delighted at Ali’s unexpected praise, the Sultan told him to recite his poem. In actual fact, Ali hadn’t written a single word, so he had to invent it as he went along, and this he did, loudly comparing the Sultan’s splendour to that of the sun, his strength to that of the tempest and his voice to the sound of the wind. Everyone applauded and cheered. Now quite charmed, the Sultan forgot why he had called Ali before him, and clapped at the end of the poem in his honour.
“Well done!” he cried. “You’re a fine poet and deserve a reward. Choose one of these saddles as payment for your ability.” Ali picked up a donkey’s saddle and, thanking the Sultan, he hurried out of the palace with the saddle on his back. When people saw him rush along, they all asked him:
“Ali, where are you going with that donkey’s saddle on your back?”
“I’ve just recited a poem in honour of the Sultan, and he’s given me one of his own robes as a reward!”
And winking Ali pointed to the saddle!
Thanks to Kyle for today’s contribution.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s baby shower showcased The Wizard of Oz theme and this adorable, yummy looking piece of art which was their baby shower cake was a masterpiece, with Dorothy’s little dog, Toto hanging out for the fun.
Wonder which lucky guest got a piece of Toto! Ha!
If you are traveling through the Smokey Mountains make sure you go to Cherokee, North Carolina Museum of the Cherokee.
This very unimposing museum is very interesting and educational.
There is the story of the Cherokee, their very advanced civilization and dioramas that show the typical life of the Cherokee before the white man maliciously decimated nearly every aspect of their peaceful culture.
A movie will take you along on the aptly named “Trail of Tears.”
You will leave this museum with a new view of the Cherokee people and a new respect for their past. You can visit this museum on the web at
http://www.cherokeemuseum.org

Lindsay Lohan, while on her quest for sobriety, announced earlier last week that she intends to pull out of filmed version of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance,” as reported by TMZ. Shortly after her withdrawal, Jessica Biel has been labeled as Lindsay’s replacement, Myriad films confirmed to In Touch. According to the Chronicle, a report said,
The decision to cast Jessica has reportedly threatened to reignite a simmering feud between the two starlets.
Does this mean we will see another aggravated Lindsay Lohan at a civilized dinner party screaming at Jessica Biel?
Here are pictures of Lindsay ditching Rehab:
In a recent analysis of Brangelina, all four children were picked apart and defined by their age. But what about the heads of the household?
Specifically, Angelina Jolie and her recent weight issues?
James Haven says that his sister has lost her famous curves because she is still mourning the death of their mother, who passed away in January.
“Angie has become very thin because she’s grieving,” Haven told the British publication The Mail on Sunday. “It’s even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, ‘Don’t forget to eat.’”
Marcheline Bertrand provided stability in her children’s lives after separating from Jon Voight in 1976, shortly after Angelina’s birth. As a result, her passing has been particularly hard on Haven and Jolie.
“But you know she doesn’t pay much attention to food anyway and she’s been going through a process of grief like me,” Haven said.
“She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to.”
We know it sounds like he was referring to Keira Knightley, but Jolie is still the focus here.
Part of the reason for the new mom of Pax Thien has a loss of appetite may stem from the fact that she associates cooking with her mother’s memory.
“There was very much that home feeling when we came back from school,” Haven said. “Angie and I would walk in and comment on how we could smell things cooking and baking in the kitchen.
“Or she’d be in the middle of cooking and pick up a carrot and teach us about the vegetable or the fruit so that it was visual as well. Angie is now the same with her kids.”
Indeed, you’ll never be able to fool Maddox or Shiloh Nouvel into thinking a cucumber is a watermelon. Just go ahead and try it.
All about red and grey squirrels in today’s show
Today: Disturbing news from my diocese about the future of my podcasting activities; American and European squirrels; a Lenten Fish Dish recipy from the Podchef; Da Vinci Code tactics; Podcasts I listen to; saint Therese de Lisieux email scam; Postcards from all over the world; I need your help!
Music in this episode: One More Day - by Amy Ayres
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Pure Expressions Photography is proud to announce the the new online store is officially launched as of today, September 1, 2006! The online store is home to select custom printed products available from both Pure Expressions Photography images as well as Save My Kid’s Art artwork!

An entire selection of pre-printed notecards, bookmarks and stickers is available and ready to ship. All custom printed products require that you have a Pure Expressions Photography gallery or a Save My Kid’s Art gallery to order.


Right now you can get a free 20 piece Save My Kid’s Art archive and 30-day online gallery if you are one of the first 10 to sign up!
The online store will be the home of all photograph ordering as well. It is equipped with a Flash slideshow and individual photograph purchase options. Choose from standard prints, mounted prints, beautiful canvas prints and of course digital negatives all from the comforts of home. Collections are available as well, just pick your collection and choose your images.
In the spirit of the tag line … It’s about memories. It’s about pure expressions. It’s about technology, this fulfills the additional step in the “technology” realm, bringing Pure Expressions Photography online and opening up the world to Save My Kid’s Art artwork.